Hash songs
To be sung at closing of circle
Songmaster says, 'Respect for the Hash Hymn'
Chorus
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Swing low, sweet char-i-o-ot,
Cumin' four two carry me home.
I looked over Jordon,
And what did I see-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
A band of An-gels,
Cumin' after me-ee,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
(Songmaster says, '2nd verse')
If you get there be-four I doo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Tell all my friends I'm cumin' twoo,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
(Songmaster says, '3rd verse')
I'm sometimes up, I'm some-times down,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
But still my sole feels heav-en-ly bound,
Cumin' four two carry me home...
Song
Book
Contents
Chapter 1: Basic circle song protocol
Chapter 2: Songs for special occasions
Chapter 3: Adult run oriented songs
Chapter 1:
Basic circle song protocol
DOWN-DOWN SONG
(Melody Itself)
Here's to Hashers,
They are blue
They are Hasher,
Through and through,
They are a pisspots,
So they say,
But they'll never get to heaven
in a long, long way
So drink it down, down, down
** If the drinking up lasts too long according to the
assembled pack this is immediately followed on by.
WHY ARE WE WAITING?
(Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him)
Why are we waiting,
We are de-hydrating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So sodding long, etc . . .
After the Down-Down has properly been performed, and
before the DDers are allowed back into the circle
WHY WERE THEY (was he/she) BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
(Melody Itself)
Why were they born so beautiful?
Why were they born at all?
They're no sodding use to anyone,
They're no sodding use at all
RETURNER'S SONG
(Melody - It's a Small World After All)
They've returned to us, some from far away,
Some fucking excuse, each of them did say,
As we listen to it,
We know they're full of shit,
They are assholes, after all.
They are assholes, after all,
They are assholes, after all,
They are assholes, after all,
Fuck you all, assholes.
Drink it down, down, down
NO BLOW SONG
(Melody - Looney Tunes Theme)
Used for honoring Hash Horns who have forgotten theirs
You seem somewhat forgetful,
Remind you? Maybe this'll,
Next time you come, don't be so dumb,
Just bring your fucking whistle!
CHAPTER 2 :
Songs for special occasions
BIRTHDAY SONG (general purpose)
(Melody - Happy Birthday to You)
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
You look like a hasher,
And you smell like one too.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
BIRTHDAY SONG (for a Harriet)
(Melody - Here's to _____, she is Blue)
Here's to (name), she's true blue,
It's her birthday, boo hoo hoo,
She is (age) if she's a day,
Wishes she were younger,
But there's no way!
Drink it down, down, down . . .
YOU ARE OUR ...
(Melody - You Are My Sunshine)
You are our (Hash name), our only (Hash name),
You make us happy when skies are bleak.
You'll never know(Hash name), how much we like you,
Please keep coming to Hash ev'ry week.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
CHAPTER 3:
Adult run oriented songs
Warning: songs may contain strong language
PISS OFF, YA WANK
(Melody - Auld Lang Syne)
Piss off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off, ya wank,
Piss off, ya wank, piss off.